What is Your Dream Disney Parks Job?

I asked the following question on Monday, June 15, 2009, through Twitter, and here are the fantastic responses. The first responses are at the bottom, with the newest ones on top. Isn't this outstanding? What a lot of fun to see some of the responses, and to see some of the humor in some of the posts. I'll update the list if more responses come in. Thanks everyone! Oh, and if you're not following the people below on Twitter, just click on the name to go to their Twitter page and start following! They are all absolutely outstanding people :)

@alisonsyoung I just thought of one more event planner for disney weddings and events!!
@MrBrettYoung a VIP tour guide! It would be an amazing experience to take people around to each of the attractions and be able to go on them!
@M_Bischof I want to be a receiver at Disney. Someone has to accept delivery of all those awesome souvenirs and yummy treats.
@JHSaunders Monorail pilot - VROOOMMMM
@khelmstetter I want a plaid vest.
@HOOPWATCH easiest question I have had in days: Skipper on The Jungle Cruise.
@StephenChampion Just saw the question, my answer is split. It would be attractions, but either Jungle Cruise, or the Great Movie Ride.
@alisonsyoung I would work in production for their shows!!
@ROBONICS95 Hmmm... perhaps tour guide for me. Meet interesting people, talk Disney all day and see some exclusive areas in the parks.
@MarkKeren I have to agree with my wife. It is easier to say what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't want to be the guy that cleans up kid puke.
@magic0214 either be peter pan walk around or in in Dream along with mickey
@disney4ever Anyone choose monorail pilot yet?I always wanted to do that.Epcot to TTC route.And u see the smiles of your passengers up front!
@disneykymie if Im honest, my no1 job would be fur-I know not gr8 conditions, but bein paid 2hug every1...what could be better!
@coryholland I would be hercules. But a bald version of him!
@leighmichele I would be President and CEO of Disney - That way I could bring back Mr. Toad :) and afford to live in Celebration
@theserge I would be a tour guide. It's so much fun doing it for free with friends and family, it would be great to get paid for it!
@DisneyFrankness I was a singer so I would like to be in the Barbershop Quarter in Main St USA
@tiffiniholland I wud like 2b 1 of the Princesses! It wud b so much fun 2 see the looks on kids' faces wen they meet u especially 4 the 1st time
@dwsandy I would love to be the ride operator at "It's a Small World" I love that they wave to everyone as each boat is launched. :-)
@ZachDisney engineer in disney world railroad would love to drive that
@WickedKaren I would be a parks and wedding photographer, it would be the best thing to capture the MAGIC for people in pictures.
@_zeke27 The random person on main street USA that people ask where such and such is. Disneyland, CA.
@DisneyDean For some reason, I'm dying to work one of the popcorn stands outside Cinderella Castle
@cemushr Either a member of the Voices of Liberty or a Dapper Dan. That's got to be so much fun to do that!
@2DaWesternSky I'd be Goofy at Disneyland
@coasterswim not sure if it's considered working "at" a Disney park, but I'd love to be an imagineer that designs rides
@thoughtbeast I would want to work somewhere cool (temperature wise) like Tree of Life or the Haunted Mansion.
@DisneyFoodBlog I would have loved to be on the dream team last year! How incredible to give someone a dream fastpass or night in the castle...
@disneylandmom I would like to work in Fantasyland. That's where all the kids love to be. And I love to see their excitement.
@Charlie_Z Have to agree with my father-in-law... I want to drive a train on the WDW Railroad!
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@kathyholmes Disneyland Guest Services handling the APs - the CMs said they loved their jobs there.
NDM_1 Love the wit here: RT @KyleJDuffield: @DisneyDean the haunted mansion I would die to work there.
@MEB103 I would want to be Tinker Bell.....and spread my magic all over the MK :)
@thedisneychick definitely an imagineer - bonus points if i can work at epcot
@TraciLeigh I always wanted to be Snow White - I think being a princess every day & making dreams come true would be amazing!
@EatWatchRead Jungle Cruise, I'd really be super sarcastic
@WDWdreaming If I could work any position at #wdw: Haunted Mansion or ToT greeter. Then I could have a bad day and no one would realize it!
@tiffiniholland is there a position where u just ride all the rides, eat at all the places free, get free merchandise, and stay for free?
@mefries Imagineer for sure!
@Kerenmark Tough question! I think it's easier to say which job I WOULDN'T want - a "Small World" ride operator!
@NDM_1 When I was little I wanted to be a can-can girl in the Diamond Horseshoe Revue.
@NDM_1 I would love to be a princess, but I might be better suited as Tinker bell. She is quite a bit more spunky.
@KyleJDuffield the haunted mansion I would die to work there.
@Bodie28 I would love to help everyone drag their bodies to the dead center of the room at the Haunted Mansion. :))
@SimplyAdorableB I wanna be the screener who check's the photos from Splash Mountain before they are displayed! hehehe
@druantia I'd work either in the Wilderness Lodge (doing anything!) or the Haunted Mansion (being spooky).
@MomsPanelErin Jungle Cruise driver!
@FarfsGirl ideally, i would want to be a special events planner or do public relations. I'm great @ both 10 yr career in NYC to show 4 it
@gdpinvestigator I would love to work crowd control at a parade on Main Street
@jenlar Imagineer. It's why I majored in engineering. I think that it would be fun to lead the big backstage tours, too.
@akaretas in the accounting department. I would love to see how much money they bring in daily!
@futuredisneyCEO hotel manager!!!:D
@briererows guest relations at the MK so that I could do some tours and help guests with questions in a weather controlled environment.
@MichaelRemy I, like most others, would love to be a Monorail driver. Especially on the EPCOT loop.
@HitchhikinGhst I didn't even blink before typing "Jungle Cruise skipper."
@DrkBlue Guest Relations MK :)
@CarylsRealm definitely in the "art" department! :) You?
@wissa Test Track Technician, of course! oh wait... scratch that.
@bobaloo000 hmmm CEO or dumbo CM if i was ceo id sell ABC
@disneykymie roadsweeper on Main St,so I could mingle+help out all the happy people with their inquiries+take photos with their cameras etc
@sambycat I'd be snow white!
@Lauraldawn Or working at the Christmas store because really - those people are so nice. We spent hours there!
@Lauraldawn Best job - not sure what it's called, but one of the floaters who helps where needed. So fun.
@YaBoy_Q I've actually had the pleasure to work on Kilimanjaro Safaris @ DAK as a CP a few yrs ago. I loved it!!
@timweston ideally I'd love to be an Imagineer. If I couldn't do that, I'd like to be a programmer analyst
@disneyparkmedia I want to work in Information Technology management.

--- Disney Dean - catch me on twitter at @DisneyDean